the-british-pineapple:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

I admire and hate this simultaneously

msbander:

sharpay-evans:

i don’t understand the point of having sad endings in fanfiction??? like, if i wanted to cry about tragedies in life i’d do some mcfreaking self reflecting instead 

if I wanted to be depressed I’d read a published book by a man

lady-caryatid:

montygreen:

“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this

#he would also never do anything (by @horusporus) al;skdjflkasdsj omggg

sayitwithsarcophilus:

moonlight-at-dawn:

Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN

Because people confuse “critical as in critical thinking” with “critical as in criticizing something,” so they think that “look for something bad, no matter how far-fetched” is what “being critical” means.

ltlmissmayhem:

fattiphatfat:

salazar-slanderin:

People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

It wasn’t even his house

Even more Slytherin

bogleech:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

roachpatrol:

mawsandclaws:

concept: I’m rich enough to buy art from freelance artists, commission artists to draw my ocs and i can frame them and put them up on my wall. 

concept: all the art is done in the style of fancy portraiture and all the frames are gilt. when guests come to my manor i introduce them to my OCs as if my OCs were actual members of my family. 

‘did you say he was a starship captain?’ my guests may enquire timorously.

‘yes,’ i will say, sipping my cognac. ‘a very gay one.’

luvkirby4ever:

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

bumbleshark:

sneakyfeets:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

sneakyfeets:

pipersgay:

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion

im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions

im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.

He literally found a way to kidnap a fairy and hold her for ransom in order to use half of said acquired funds to buy his mother a cure so that he wouldn’t have to admit to anybody that his mother’s mental health actually made him feel sad. You know, like any fun boy with a sense of humor.

colindrezlesbian:

girls w low or raspy voices are hot don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

sheepishwolfy:

hey so I know I’m like REAL inactive here but if any of you want to follow me elsewhere after the great titty purge of 2018 I’m on Twitter and instagram with the same username, sheepishwolfy

tiptoe39:

So many prompts are about the meet-cute. So this list is meant to go straight to the good parts. Please use, prompt, share, add to, etc.

1. I have you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth
2. We were dancing but all of a sudden it’s a slow song and we’re standing here awkwardly staring at each other
3. I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?
4. We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair
5. It’s time to fight the boss and if I don’t tell you now, I might not live to tell you
6. Congratulations! One of your dreams has finally come true. Let me give you a big hug and wow, you’re warm…
7. I’ve never seen anything like the way you handled that. I’m just so moved.
8. Oh, my God, I thought you were going to die. Please don’t ever scare me like that again.
9. We’re hiding from the authorities and it’s very close quarters in here, I can feel your body against mine.
10. Wait, my hero’s secret identity is… you? To be honest, I’d always kind of hoped…
11. You’ve said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now…
12. We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I have to know if you feel the same way
13.  This wasn’t meant to be a date, but we’ve had such a good time and now it’s 2 a.m. and I should really go home…
    

hey so I know I’m like REAL inactive here but if any of you want to follow me elsewhere after the great titty purge of 2018 I’m on Twitter and instagram with the same username, sheepishwolfy